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    #1

    If I had that programming book for the phone

    Darn, I wish I still had it. Then I'd change the messages as to how I feel:

    1. "Hi, I'm not home right now and I really mean it. Leave a number which I can call you back at, but frankly, I don't think I will"

    2. "Hi, I'm eating dinner right now and I'll be darned if you'll drag me away from meatloaf!"

    3. "Hi, I'm just taking a shower and just getting ready for the nightly muud wresting tourney at the pub"

    4. "Hi, pick a number between 1 and 43,678,666,345,334,334,123" and if you're right...You get to leave a message! Only if you're right!"
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    LOL, THOSE ARE GREAT..............

    i also use "Molly and Minny are not home right now, they are busy chasing the neighbors cats. If we know you we'll call back, if we don't call again and Molly and Minny will BITE!!!

    Minny
    Minny

    "It's amazing the paths that our feet sometimes follow in life".

    My suggestions are from "personal experience" and research only. Do not consider this as legal advice. Each bankruptcy case is different.

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      #3
      "This is a machine you know the routine"

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        #4
        My wife got mad because I once left a message on the machine stating "the ________ family has been detained for questioning at gestapo headquarters, please call back later". I admit it was tasteless.
        "You once asked me for advice. You want some now? Never pass up a good thing." Lieutenant Jean Rasczak, Starship Troopers

        Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.

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          #5
          My friend's message says something to the effect........Hello, you've reached the ______ residence. If your calling to sell aluminum siding, press 1 and hang up! If you calling to sell new windows, press 2 and hang up!, if your calling about a pass due bill, soliciting funds for any non- profit organization, press 3 and hang up! If your calling about hunting, fishing or any other fun thing, leave a message and I'll call you back. To hear these options again, please hang up and call back. Thank you.

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            #6
            Lol - Love Them...............

            Minny
            Minny

            "It's amazing the paths that our feet sometimes follow in life".

            My suggestions are from "personal experience" and research only. Do not consider this as legal advice. Each bankruptcy case is different.

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              #7
              Originally posted by robivi3
              My wife got mad because I once left a message on the machine stating "the ________ family has been detained for questioning at gestapo headquarters, please call back later". I admit it was tasteless.

              I remember the time I was in a VERY bad mood and received an "Automated" survey call...After every question, I left a stream of profanities that would have made a sailor cringe.

              Mom was sitting there, shaking her head, but she finally got enough and said "Son, I think that's enough" Just then, the question was asked "What age would you say is the average in the household?"

              Laughing I said "6 years old you %&#%@&%*#%%%R!@$%#$^!"

              Never did get a call from them again

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