APB For BkFILER (all Points Bulletin)

[sunshine08]

BK - You are hereby under arrest for the following crimes and the dates that the offenses occurred are between January 12, 2006 and today, January 19, 2006.

The Crimes Are:

KIDNAPPING OF JENNGA'S SIM
FILING A FALSE REPORT (TO YOUR SUPPOSED FRIENDS) BY CLAIMING A FALSEHOOD (YOU LIED)
SCAREING SMALL CHILDREN WITH YOUR AVATAR'S - THIS WILL ALSO BE ON THE FORTHCOMING CIVIL PETITION.
RESORTING IN THE PUBLIC DISPLAY OF TOE JAM AND FUNGUS, A HEALTH VIOLATION PERPERTRATED THROUGHOUT THE UNITED STATES BY THE USE OF THE INTERNET

NUMEROUS VIOLATIONS OF THE FCC CODE - NUMEROUS FINES TO FOLLOW FOR THAT
Resist Delay and Obstruct an Officer of the Court (MS SUNSHINE TO YOU) a charge of RDO in the following ways:
Not paying attention when you were nicely threatened with bodily injury to stop certain acts
Keeping the said officer (MS SUNSHINE) from being able to sleep at night because of the nightmares, some of your pictures were "shur" to bring about.
Ostructing the said officer (MS SUNSHINE) by just being gross sometimes

BUT THE MOST SERIOUS CRIME OF ALL PUNISHABLE BY BEING LOCKED IN A PADDED CELL WITH LIGHTENING<SPOUTING LITANYS OF BE CASH SOLVENT, THRIFTY, ECONOMICAL...... NO CHANCE OF PAROLE EITHER

you are charged with the picture napping of one female offspring of STACIMM (child whom is nameless at this point because of her age and threat to her future safety)

You are hereby commanded to change your avatar so as not to scare the aforesaid child for the rest of her life. (in the inerest of justice, we can not let the child see her picture on your avatar, or have any thoughts to your being a relative of hers) If you do so in the next 24 hours, I will personally request the court for a Prayer For Judgement in all the above cases, NO PROBATION EITHER!!!!

However, when I (Ms Sunshine) am at work and not on line, you must be mindful that I will be back to monitor your posts and pictures...

[sunshine08]

Minny - this was the best I could do after the fact!!!! He is like a child, you can't turn your back on him. I have to work and teach to be able to have the luxury of dial up (you know how it is on a public servant's salary) I also went to the bakery to day for my one jelly doughnut of the month too.

[bkfiler]

OK i give up. you win!

but she is my fav baby girl! and staci knows it

[pink_amulet]

Huh....oooohhhhhh....

BKfiler is in TROUBLE!!!

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!!

[bkfiler]

can i have my beating now? ive been waiting all day

[sunshine08]

taser's fully charged
brand new can of oc pepper spray - extra hot (um i mean extra large, yeah thats it)
bullets polished & reloaded - extra hot load
both sets of handcuffs polished and oiled
Yeah, thats it ,I'm ready for ya! Here I come!!!!!

[bkfiler]

*puting cologne on and shaving - getting ready for the big event*


rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[sunshine08]

Thats right - you couldn't have picked a better avatar - the expression on thats cats face is priceless - thats what your expression will look like when I walk up behind you and lsap on the cuffs and say, "Boo!!! Guess Who?" I gotcha.

[sunshine08]

Shaving is good (makes that OC spray burn like hell)
Remember that when water hits it again, it reactivates (like when you get in the shower, it burns again, wherever the water hits)

[bkfiler]

umm, i did what i was asked. can we get on with the *event* -

you made me all hot and bothered, lets get going!

got your cuffs?

[sunshine08]

Honey I got it all.

[Kam]

Oh lawdy

[sunshine08]

Whats wrong BK - Are you Scccaaarrrredddddd??????

(should you change the avatar to a one legged chicken??? Noticed you signed off kinda quick a little while ago....)

[jennga]

Sunshine, thank you so much for taking the law into your hands. I was completely helpless when my brand new sim made by Staci was kidnapped and then he has the audacity to kidnap a real kids pic and claim paternity.

I am so glad you bit** slapped some sense into him.

[bkfiler]

I am so glad you bit** slapped some sense into him.