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depends on the kid, my wife would have killed me first.
But of course...
Oldest kid once told youngest kid that his ceramic, PAINT NOT DRIED, turkey was a cookie... brown, yucky mouth for an hour.
Middle kid at age 6 locked a babysitter out of the house for several hours and laughed through the window
Middle boy and friend declared that they would have "sex" to several teen girls at age seven, punished by principal and parents
Middle kid again hiding in bushes (about age seven) yelling at girls walking by, oldest (9) locked him out of the house
MYRIAD of MEAN jokes played by two oldest on youngest, who now at 16 has beaten his way into respect and will even play jokes on them
Middle kid wanted a pet fish, no go, took fish from lake and kept them in a large rubbermaid container for over one week under the bed. We went crazy trying to locate the source of the smell. Also known for FROGS in pockets, capturing ducks and hiding them, getting a carload of teenagers to chase him and his brother... now in ROTC, preparing for service, Lord help us.
Me, burned down laundry room at an early age, fire engines, cops. At age five drove grandads 57 Plymouth into a ditch (pushbutton transmission, no foot brake required). Age 8, dented fathers 280 SL. Gave up driving after that whipping, but brother (he had a bunch of trophy's) rode Bultaco's, drove slolems for Porsche, figured i could to...
So, in retrospect... get over it I guess.Last edited by robivi3; 02-14-2006, 12:54 PM."You once asked me for advice. You want some now? Never pass up a good thing." Lieutenant Jean Rasczak, Starship Troopers
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That was funny, but not good to do to a little kid unless you have good reason to think they won't be terrified... My kids would find it humorous, after they complained about being 'gotten'.
When we moved in 3+ years ago, it was almost Halloween and my kids were 1, 2, and 4. One of our neighbors goes ALL OUT. Decorations (like graveyards w/ skeletons 'escaping', things hanging from trees, etc.) in the yard & on the porch. A friend & his son dressed in scary costumes hiding in the shadows, 'smoke' coming out from under the front door, things that grab at you or scream at you when you reach the front porch, and our neighbor hands out candy in a costume w/ mask & uses a microphone contraption to spook up his voice.
Anyhow, when we walked back home after trick or treating, my kids wouldn't even walk on the same side of the street when we passed his house. Every Halloween since, though, they go into his yard looking to scare the spooks before the spooks can scare them!Most of my information is from personal experience or HOURS and HOURS of online research. When you're searching online, keep in mind there is no guarantee that the info is completely up to date, and your situation is unique from anyone else's. Do your homework, and consult with an attorney so you can make an informed decision.
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