Peevee, Dawn1970, tinroof more jokes please!

[robivi3]

But keep 'em clean!!! :p

BTW, my 16 year old son became hysterical with laughter when he saw this...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=21092&item=7146760401&rd=1

It isn't even a scientific calculator and it's a big as a Toyota!!!!!!!!!!!!

I collect railroad ads.

[tinroofrusted]

This one's a little off color!

Quick Joke 2
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

[tinroofrusted]

A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a $itch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a $itch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a $itch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.