So, just for laughs, I thought we should share "crazy" family stories.
On hubby's side - his father's father married his step-mother's mother.
My hubby's grandfather accused hubby's friends of breaking into his house and stealing his new package of socks. He also won several hundred dollars in the Canadian lottery, Thailand lottery, and every other scam. It took friends/family years to convince him it wasn't real. (yes, he did "send off" to win stuff too)
Then I have a drunk step mom. She thinks her family is "peachy" eventhough they have a fistfull of problems. The other I asked her for a baby wipe to change my DD's poopy diaper and she told me just to use the anti-bacterial wipes she got from the store. She looked at me crazy when I told her I wasn't going to wipe my daughters privates with it. LOl
She is drunk almost 24/7 and complains that she's never feeling well, but refuses to stop drinking beer for her meds to actually work. She takes a cooler of beer to bed with her each night. (like the 20 steps it would take to make it to the kitchen are just too much...lol)
My dad's mom showed up at my mother's funeral and told all of her family that she wished my grandfather was still alive so she could kill the "S O B****". My dad has a fatty deposit on his eyelid and she said, "why don't you just take a needle and poke that then squeeze it out". Which I told my father that if he tried to stick a needle in his eye, I'd kick his a##.
Those are just a few of the crazy family stories. Anyone else care to share???
On hubby's side - his father's father married his step-mother's mother.
My hubby's grandfather accused hubby's friends of breaking into his house and stealing his new package of socks. He also won several hundred dollars in the Canadian lottery, Thailand lottery, and every other scam. It took friends/family years to convince him it wasn't real. (yes, he did "send off" to win stuff too)
Then I have a drunk step mom. She thinks her family is "peachy" eventhough they have a fistfull of problems. The other I asked her for a baby wipe to change my DD's poopy diaper and she told me just to use the anti-bacterial wipes she got from the store. She looked at me crazy when I told her I wasn't going to wipe my daughters privates with it. LOl
She is drunk almost 24/7 and complains that she's never feeling well, but refuses to stop drinking beer for her meds to actually work. She takes a cooler of beer to bed with her each night. (like the 20 steps it would take to make it to the kitchen are just too much...lol)
My dad's mom showed up at my mother's funeral and told all of her family that she wished my grandfather was still alive so she could kill the "S O B****". My dad has a fatty deposit on his eyelid and she said, "why don't you just take a needle and poke that then squeeze it out". Which I told my father that if he tried to stick a needle in his eye, I'd kick his a##.
Those are just a few of the crazy family stories. Anyone else care to share???
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