So I get a call from the bank (On a Sunday)
"Sir, you're negitive $557...."
"Say WHAT???"
"Yes, you're negative $557..."
I keep them online and go to the web site...Oh geeze...Pay by phone checks have been inserted and reinserted and reinserted! (I thought only once maybe twice) and so after each rejection, there's a $30 NSF charge...
"Hokay, looks like they really pounded me..Can we close the account so as to stop this and I'll start paying on it?"
"No sir, we can't close it"
"Why not?"
"Because it's negative"
"But if it's not closed, they may continue hitting the account"
"Yes, they may, but we can't stop it"
"But that doesn't help me"
"Sorry, but that's the rules"
"Oh? And what if there's no money coming in?"
"Then after 35 days we close it and then it goes to collections"
"So you're saying that you can't close it now and get the money back, but would rather let it go deeper and lose everything?"
"Sir, you have a direct deposit that will hit this Friday"
"Yes, but by that time, there may be more then what the check is, negative in the account"
"Sorry sir, but that's the way it goes"
"Not really"
"Oh sir, you can make a deposit today?"
"No, I'm going to cancel my direct deposit and you can chase me to the bankruptcy court and watch as the money I owe you, gets trashed...How that's for "The way it goes?"
"Sir, you can't do that!"
"Watch me"
"Click"
Sheesh! Guess I'd better get out another debt sheet....Bastards....
"Sir, you're negitive $557...."
"Say WHAT???"
"Yes, you're negative $557..."
I keep them online and go to the web site...Oh geeze...Pay by phone checks have been inserted and reinserted and reinserted! (I thought only once maybe twice) and so after each rejection, there's a $30 NSF charge...
"Hokay, looks like they really pounded me..Can we close the account so as to stop this and I'll start paying on it?"
"No sir, we can't close it"
"Why not?"
"Because it's negative"
"But if it's not closed, they may continue hitting the account"
"Yes, they may, but we can't stop it"
"But that doesn't help me"
"Sorry, but that's the rules"
"Oh? And what if there's no money coming in?"
"Then after 35 days we close it and then it goes to collections"
"So you're saying that you can't close it now and get the money back, but would rather let it go deeper and lose everything?"
"Sir, you have a direct deposit that will hit this Friday"
"Yes, but by that time, there may be more then what the check is, negative in the account"
"Sorry sir, but that's the way it goes"
"Not really"
"Oh sir, you can make a deposit today?"
"No, I'm going to cancel my direct deposit and you can chase me to the bankruptcy court and watch as the money I owe you, gets trashed...How that's for "The way it goes?"
"Sir, you can't do that!"
"Watch me"
"Click"
Sheesh! Guess I'd better get out another debt sheet....Bastards....

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