Booo---hooo..I'll lose the race...Sob, Sob!
Checked the account again..Darn, back to -$979.34
But, funny as it was, I got another call from WF and I asked them "What is ACTUAL cash difference from fees and such?"
"It's......Let me see....Ummmm...It looks like "Actual Cash is $79.00"
"OK, let your Boss know, I'll pay THAT amount and nothing more, if you'll close the account and not report anything negative"
(The following response is common from WF)
"Oh Sir! I can take your payment for $79 right now!"
(See, they cannot "Solve this problem" but they sure can get something which makes them feel so good, being sneaky)
"No, you are not getting anything today. Did you NOT understand what I just said?"
"Well, Sir, I cannot do anything regarding this account"
"Now why, why, WHY didn't you just say so? Just pass this along to your manager and let THEM deal with it. OK?"
"Well, sir we can prosocute!"
"Oh please do, I'll then raise such a stink your bank is going to get such nasty responses, you'll wish I had never walked through the doors"
"ummmm...."
"Now, give my message and offer to the higher ups and then just go and do something worthwhile" (Click)
Dang, guess I won't win the race, but it sure is fun slamming the opponent as they cross a bar
Checked the account again..Darn, back to -$979.34
But, funny as it was, I got another call from WF and I asked them "What is ACTUAL cash difference from fees and such?"
"It's......Let me see....Ummmm...It looks like "Actual Cash is $79.00"
"OK, let your Boss know, I'll pay THAT amount and nothing more, if you'll close the account and not report anything negative"
(The following response is common from WF)
"Oh Sir! I can take your payment for $79 right now!"
(See, they cannot "Solve this problem" but they sure can get something which makes them feel so good, being sneaky)
"No, you are not getting anything today. Did you NOT understand what I just said?"
"Well, Sir, I cannot do anything regarding this account"
"Now why, why, WHY didn't you just say so? Just pass this along to your manager and let THEM deal with it. OK?"
"Well, sir we can prosocute!"
"Oh please do, I'll then raise such a stink your bank is going to get such nasty responses, you'll wish I had never walked through the doors"
"ummmm...."
"Now, give my message and offer to the higher ups and then just go and do something worthwhile" (Click)
Dang, guess I won't win the race, but it sure is fun slamming the opponent as they cross a bar
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