Out of the mouths of babes

[anonymuse]

It's always amazing (and often hilarious) to hear what comes out of the mouths of little kids.

"Daddy has a tail."

A little voice from the end of the bed: "Mommy and daddy, can I play horsey too?" (Bedroom door was always locked after that one!)

In church: "Mommy put cream on her bottom and she feels much better now."

After coming home from pre-school: "The yellow dress didn't get his attention, can I wear the blue one tomorrow?"

After viewing a live birth on Discovery: "They broke the mother's back in half to get the baby out!"

There lots of things that have come out of this little girls mouth that are way beyond her years, but, of course, I can't think of them when I want to put them down in this post!

[jane taylor]

Rofl!!!!!!!

[lrprn]

HE HE HE! Good ones, Anon! Here's another to add from my own daughter -

Since I'm a nurse, we always used the real words for the parts of the body at our house. When my daughter was about 4, we were standing at the grocery store checkout line waiting our turn. She's sitting in the basket chatting with a lovely old white-haired gentleman in his 70s in front of us. Suddenly out of the blue, I hear her say to him, "You're a boy so you have a (insert correct word for male reproductive organ)!" He's wide-eyed and speechless, the people around us are starting to titter, and I'm sputtering trying to think of something to say. Then she proudly announces to him, " I'm a girl and I have a (insert correct word for female reproductive organ)!" Well, everyone within hearing distance including the old gentleman burst out laughing and my face was literally turning the color of a tomato! Getting to the register has never been so welcome!