Only in America this can happen

[backtoschool]

first you could marry yourself (like this lady) and then you could still garnish your spouse's wages lol.

This is great! The only downside I see, is how the courts will handle the inevitable divorce, as winter sets in and my love for myself starts to fade...

[catleg]

I would need to garnish my wife's wages, and for her to garnish mine, since we are both such degenerates. :-)

[MSbklawyer]

MSBK, Was Mark Twain a relative of yours?

No, not that I know of anyway. Are you referring to Colonel Reb in the avatar? He does look like Twain a bit.