TSA Guidelines & "You touch my junk" guy

[dneil]

I have one question.... if I have to go through pat down, can I ask for a male? I much rather have a man touch me than a woman. Being that I am female, I just.... something about a girl touching my bewbies and stuff makes my stomach turn.... I don't mind it, but would much prefer a hott guy (shhhh, don't tell my husband) lol