I love when Florida Retirement System sends me their letters. Now, I won't kid you, they are rated the number one retirement system in the US. 130,000,000,000.00 in assets. Enron hit them for less than one percent, they are heavily diversified. The letters are informative and very helpful but....
They always tell me what I'm gonna need versus what I'm gonna get to maintain my present "Standard of living" or as I put "present standard of digging the hole a little deeper each day". Are these people kidding, they ain't factored in maybe seven or eight years no kids and no kids into retirement! No forty trips a day to this and that! No shoes, clothes, Band, Boxing, movies, allowances, stress related spending, they ain't factored in the ten thousand GOzillion dollars that my boys cost each year! This ain't no "standard of living" it is a "standard of existing"! And FOOD. That Sam's box of Mini Wheat that comes in the giant moving box that costs $6.00 and dissappears in three days! And you buy the fancy keebler crackers and the cheap saltines and they somehow "didn't see the saltines". And then "can we stop at McDonalds?" "No, not today" "I have my own money" "No, you have my money that I gave you". They haven't factored in school lunches at $30.00 per week, school related activities, extra AC and water. Heck, I can live in 10 bucks a week! Someone says, "kids are consumers" they ain't lyin'! Oh, and the new one "Can I have money for gas"!!!!!
Now, this is for the childless, loveless LIGHTNING:
This is all LOL
They always tell me what I'm gonna need versus what I'm gonna get to maintain my present "Standard of living" or as I put "present standard of digging the hole a little deeper each day". Are these people kidding, they ain't factored in maybe seven or eight years no kids and no kids into retirement! No forty trips a day to this and that! No shoes, clothes, Band, Boxing, movies, allowances, stress related spending, they ain't factored in the ten thousand GOzillion dollars that my boys cost each year! This ain't no "standard of living" it is a "standard of existing"! And FOOD. That Sam's box of Mini Wheat that comes in the giant moving box that costs $6.00 and dissappears in three days! And you buy the fancy keebler crackers and the cheap saltines and they somehow "didn't see the saltines". And then "can we stop at McDonalds?" "No, not today" "I have my own money" "No, you have my money that I gave you". They haven't factored in school lunches at $30.00 per week, school related activities, extra AC and water. Heck, I can live in 10 bucks a week! Someone says, "kids are consumers" they ain't lyin'! Oh, and the new one "Can I have money for gas"!!!!!
Now, this is for the childless, loveless LIGHTNING:
This is all LOL
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