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    A little credit card humor

    Hope it's ok to post a little credit card humor I came across recently...

    Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to
    celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address
    system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I
    have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we
    will attempt an emergency landing.
    Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us, and we should be able to
    land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be
    rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

    Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the
    island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did
    we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"

    "No, sweetheart," she responds.

    Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,

    "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"

    "Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.

    "One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the
    Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.

    "Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one,
    either."

    Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

    Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"

    Abe answers, "Don't worry; they'll find us-!!"
    Filed Ch. 7 - 11/30/06; 341 meeting 1/10/07; Discharged 3/19/07
    TU: 535

    #2
    Thats cute! Thanks for the laugh!

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      #3
      Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        #4
        Good one, nite! Thanks for sharing!
        I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice nor a statement of the law - only a lawyer can provide those.

        06/01/06 - Filed Ch 13
        06/28/06 - 341 Meeting
        07/18/06 - Confirmation Hearing - not confirmed, 3 objections
        10/05/06 - Hearing to resolve 2 trustee objections
        01/24/07 - Judge dismisses mortgage company objection
        09/27/07 - Confirmed at last!
        06/10/11 - Trustee confirms all payments made
        08/10/11 - DISCHARGED !

        10/02/11 - CASE CLOSED
        Countdown: 60 months paid, 0 months to go

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          #5
          Funny!!

          But SOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!
          Filed Ch 7 - 09/06
          Discharged - 12/2006
          Officially Declared No Asset - 03/2007
          Closed - 04/2007

          I am not an attorney. My comments are based on personal experience and research. Always consult an attorney in your area to address concerns related to your particular situation.

          Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. - Woody Allen...

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