What a bunch of jerks !

[want2save]

thank you thank you, I needed that laugh today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolmom04]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LimpDisc]

I posted this in collections, but thought it would fly here too..

Phone ring: "hello"
Person: "hello, is (my wifes name) there"
Me: "No, (and I glance at my clock, it's 11:20) she will be home at 11:00"
Person: (slight pause) "11:00 this morning"?
Me: "That is correct".
Person:"it's 11:22 now, she is late".
Me: "exactly"
Person: "is she normally late"?
Me: "Nope".
Person: "she is late this time".
Me: "No, she called and told me she was running behind".
Person: (slight pause) "Then she wont be home at 11:00, when will she"?
Me: "You are correct".
Person (slight pause) "Could you have her call us at xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "I'm her husband maybe I can help you".
Person: "I'm calling about her past due account"
Me: "oh, then you will want to talk with me on that matter".
Person: "she is the card holder I need to speak with her. Are you authorized to speak for her".
Me: "As far as you know I am".
Person: "Is there any information you can give me as to when this account will be brought up to current"?
Me: "of course".
Person: (slight pause again). "When would that be".
Me: "Yesterday".
Person: "Your account was brought up to current yesterday"?
Me: "that is correct".
Person: "I'm not showing it's current".
Me: "Are you looking at the statement now"?
Person: "yes".
Me: "and it's past due"?
Person: "yes".
Me: "Oh, I got the accounts mixed up, I'm not good with numbers, you will want to speak with my wife, she will be home at 11:00".
Person (another long pause) "Please have her call us at xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "was that xxxxxxxxY"?
Person: "no it's xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "xxxxxxyxxxx"
Person: "no, it's xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "oh, sorry I was hearing xxxxxxyxxxx, I'm not good with numbers you know".
Person: "Do you have the correct number now"?
Me:" yes it's xxxxxyxxxy"
Person: "Do you have an answering machine".
Me: "yes".
Person: "I will call back and leave the number on it".
Me: "But I'm here, and will answer the phone".
Person: "Don't answer and I will leave the message".
Me: "Um, okay".
Person: "good bye".
Me: "good bye".
Five mins later the phone rings...
Me: "hello".
Person: "you weren't suppose to answer, I'm leaving the number on your answering machine".
Me: "Oh, I didn't know it was you, thought maybe it was my wife she's late you know".
Person: "Yes I know. Does she have a cell phone she can be reached at"?
Me: "yes".
Person: "May I have that number"?
Me: "Sure Press 1 and hit send"
Person: "Sorry?".
Me: "Oh, I mean I press 1 on my cell phone and send and it's her number".
Person: "Do you know the actual number?".
Me: "No, just the speed dial".
Person: "Do you have your cell phone with you".
Me: "yes".
Person: "can you bring up that number"?
Me: "it's on the charger"
Person: "I will call back this evening"
Me: "we are going out this evening".
Person: "then I will leave the call back number on your machine".
Me: "You can call back now, I wont answer this time".
Person: "thank you, good bye".
Me: "your wel..." phone went dead, she hung up before I finished.
less then one min later.. Phone rings..
Me: "hello".
"click". they hung up

I really look forward to these calls. I'm a stay at home husband and need the entertainment....

Too funny!

[ned2010]

I posted this in collections, but thought it would fly here too..

Phone ring: "hello"
Person: "hello, is (my wifes name) there"
Me: "No, (and I glance at my clock, it's 11:20) she will be home at 11:00"
Person: (slight pause) "11:00 this morning"?
Me: "That is correct".
Person:"it's 11:22 now, she is late".
Me: "exactly"
Person: "is she normally late"?
Me: "Nope".
Person: "she is late this time".
Me: "No, she called and told me she was running behind".
Person: (slight pause) "Then she wont be home at 11:00, when will she"?
Me: "You are correct".
Person (slight pause) "Could you have her call us at xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "I'm her husband maybe I can help you".
Person: "I'm calling about her past due account"
Me: "oh, then you will want to talk with me on that matter".
Person: "she is the card holder I need to speak with her. Are you authorized to speak for her".
Me: "As far as you know I am".
Person: "Is there any information you can give me as to when this account will be brought up to current"?
Me: "of course".
Person: (slight pause again). "When would that be".
Me: "Yesterday".
Person: "Your account was brought up to current yesterday"?
Me: "that is correct".
Person: "I'm not showing it's current".
Me: "Are you looking at the statement now"?
Person: "yes".
Me: "and it's past due"?
Person: "yes".
Me: "Oh, I got the accounts mixed up, I'm not good with numbers, you will want to speak with my wife, she will be home at 11:00".
Person (another long pause) "Please have her call us at xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "was that xxxxxxxxY"?
Person: "no it's xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "xxxxxxyxxxx"
Person: "no, it's xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "oh, sorry I was hearing xxxxxxyxxxx, I'm not good with numbers you know".
Person: "Do you have the correct number now"?
Me:" yes it's xxxxxyxxxy"
Person: "Do you have an answering machine".
Me: "yes".
Person: "I will call back and leave the number on it".
Me: "But I'm here, and will answer the phone".
Person: "Don't answer and I will leave the message".
Me: "Um, okay".
Person: "good bye".
Me: "good bye".
Five mins later the phone rings...
Me: "hello".
Person: "you weren't suppose to answer, I'm leaving the number on your answering machine".
Me: "Oh, I didn't know it was you, thought maybe it was my wife she's late you know".
Person: "Yes I know. Does she have a cell phone she can be reached at"?
Me: "yes".
Person: "May I have that number"?
Me: "Sure Press 1 and hit send"
Person: "Sorry?".
Me: "Oh, I mean I press 1 on my cell phone and send and it's her number".
Person: "Do you know the actual number?".
Me: "No, just the speed dial".
Person: "Do you have your cell phone with you".
Me: "yes".
Person: "can you bring up that number"?
Me: "it's on the charger"
Person: "I will call back this evening"
Me: "we are going out this evening".
Person: "then I will leave the call back number on your machine".
Me: "You can call back now, I wont answer this time".
Person: "thank you, good bye".
Me: "your wel..." phone went dead, she hung up before I finished.
less then one min later.. Phone rings..
Me: "hello".
"click". they hung up

I really look forward to these calls. I'm a stay at home husband and need the entertainment....

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[ned2010]

Lolollolol!!

[PacificBlue]

I posted this in collections, but thought it would fly here too..

Phone ring: "hello"
Person: "hello, is (my wifes name) there"
Me: "No, (and I glance at my clock, it's 11:20) she will be home at 11:00"
Person: (slight pause) "11:00 this morning"?
Me: "That is correct".
Person:"it's 11:22 now, she is late".
Me: "exactly"
Person: "is she normally late"?
Me: "Nope".
Person: "she is late this time".
Me: "No, she called and told me she was running behind".
Person: (slight pause) "Then she wont be home at 11:00, when will she"?
Me: "You are correct".
Person (slight pause) "Could you have her call us at xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "I'm her husband maybe I can help you".
Person: "I'm calling about her past due account"
Me: "oh, then you will want to talk with me on that matter".
Person: "she is the card holder I need to speak with her. Are you authorized to speak for her".
Me: "As far as you know I am".
Person: "Is there any information you can give me as to when this account will be brought up to current"?
Me: "of course".
Person: (slight pause again). "When would that be".
Me: "Yesterday".
Person: "Your account was brought up to current yesterday"?
Me: "that is correct".
Person: "I'm not showing it's current".
Me: "Are you looking at the statement now"?
Person: "yes".
Me: "and it's past due"?
Person: "yes".
Me: "Oh, I got the accounts mixed up, I'm not good with numbers, you will want to speak with my wife, she will be home at 11:00".
Person (another long pause) "Please have her call us at xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "was that xxxxxxxxY"?
Person: "no it's xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "xxxxxxyxxxx"
Person: "no, it's xxxxxxxxxxx".
Me: "oh, sorry I was hearing xxxxxxyxxxx, I'm not good with numbers you know".
Person: "Do you have the correct number now"?
Me:" yes it's xxxxxyxxxy"
Person: "Do you have an answering machine".
Me: "yes".
Person: "I will call back and leave the number on it".
Me: "But I'm here, and will answer the phone".
Person: "Don't answer and I will leave the message".
Me: "Um, okay".
Person: "good bye".
Me: "good bye".
Five mins later the phone rings...
Me: "hello".
Person: "you weren't suppose to answer, I'm leaving the number on your answering machine".
Me: "Oh, I didn't know it was you, thought maybe it was my wife she's late you know".
Person: "Yes I know. Does she have a cell phone she can be reached at"?
Me: "yes".
Person: "May I have that number"?
Me: "Sure Press 1 and hit send"
Person: "Sorry?".
Me: "Oh, I mean I press 1 on my cell phone and send and it's her number".
Person: "Do you know the actual number?".
Me: "No, just the speed dial".
Person: "Do you have your cell phone with you".
Me: "yes".
Person: "can you bring up that number"?
Me: "it's on the charger"
Person: "I will call back this evening"
Me: "we are going out this evening".
Person: "then I will leave the call back number on your machine".
Me: "You can call back now, I wont answer this time".
Person: "thank you, good bye".
Me: "your wel..." phone went dead, she hung up before I finished.
less then one min later.. Phone rings..
Me: "hello".
"click". they hung up

I really look forward to these calls. I'm a stay at home husband and need the entertainment....

[ned2010]

Hey Ned, don't knock the podbox. It sure is better than the green box Wheezze bin in for dayz.

LOL, Ned that was a classic that made my day. 'Hub

LOL andz itz reelz easyz tu move tu a nu plaze

[AngelinaCatHub]

Albacore, you keep tempting me with that Avitar? Youze went 2 caase me D'vorse?

[AngelinaCatHub]

Hey Ned, don't knock the podbox. It sure is better than the green box Wheezze bin in for dayz.

LOL, Ned that was a classic that made my day. 'Hub

[albacore44]

Sound like she was working for ACORN

[goneunder]

I dont even say hello anymore, I answer like this, "I understand that this call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes, what would you like me to say?" Then they usually repeat the recoding bit and ask if I would be able to make a payment, then I repeat "what would you like me to say?" At that point I give my bit on out of work in construction in SoCal pretty much the kiss of death for paying bills right now and if I get work I'll pay until then its nada.

[ned2010]

I almost told Merchurka when she asked me if I rent or own my home I almost told her " Why yes I am renting a pod box". LoL But I thought better of it.

[jalex]

On the flipside, I'd hate to have that job, just harrassing people 8 hours a day. I'd go insane. Must be a huge turnover rate in that field.

I think there are people out there that enjoy that sort of thing. Kind of like the people that volunteer to be code enforcement officers..They just love to harass others and be in a position of power over others. Probably a large number of college students too, just trying to pay their way through school and a job is a job.

Oh well, I enjoy messing with them. It's not too often that I get to just talk over the other person in a phone call. That's what I've started doing with all of these people now. I just don't let them talk. I figure if they can't get a word in, then they can't harass me.

[ned2010]

I know what you mean they are all a bunch of crooks" IZE NEEDZ A PRRRRYMENTZ TUDAYZ IZE GIVA YOUZ A GREATZ DEALZ!!! NO DEAL!

[CCsAreEvil]

On the flipside, I'd hate to have that job, just harrassing people 8 hours a day. I'd go insane. Must be a huge turnover rate in that field.