Not to sound gross (warning)

[Beeheery]

OK....not to be gross or anything but I am trying to find a way to "value" the couch I have. First off it isn't really mine. It's my moms that she is lending me till i am back on my feet but i am afraid if i say i dont have a couch, they will get suspicious and try to come to my house to see what i have. anyways....the couch is approx 7-8 years old and has had food/drinks spilled on it, its been puked on from too many drinking parties, its scratched up and its had it's fair share of pees and poos from various animals. i don't necessarily want to put that on my paperwork since it is public so what do i do so that they do not think i have a 5k leather couch??? (i am so ashamed) lol.

[relief13035]

Garage sales prices = $20

Your Mom actually wants it back???

[albacore44]

i'll give you $25 and a bottle of Tequila. Where can I pick it up ??

[Beeheery]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAH!! OMFG alba. OMG i cant stop laughing. hahahah i so needed that. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. OMG seriously!!!!!!!!!!

[Beeheery]

OMG i showed my bf what you wrote and he started choking on his salad!!!!!!!!

[AngelinaCat]

Put it on the curb and 'Hub and I will roll by and pick it up......

[albacore44]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAH!! OMFG alba. OMG i cant stop laughing. hahahah i so needed that. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. OMG seriously!!!!!!!!!!

yeah I know, I coulden't resist. sometimes a little humor helps all the heartache

[AngelinaCat]

When I was dealing with my mother on a daily basis as an Alzheimer's patient, I learned to make it a point to find something each day that I could laugh about. Even if I could only escape to the local greeting card store to peruse the gag cards now and again, it was well worth it.

You have gotta have that laugh a day. My best~~~~

[jeb]

I'll only charge $50.00 to haul it off. - jb

[lrprn]

Don't worry over the couch. The last thing your trustee cares about is if you have a full complement of furniture. All they care about is whether you have a valuable asset you can 't protect with your state exemptions that's worth selling to pay your creditors.

Given your description of the couch, I'm 100% certain that it's safe from seizure by the courts

[Beeheery]

LOL. Thanks to everyone for your funny responses. It really was the first time I laughed today. I feel alot better now. I am still laughing. So thank you guys a million!

[Beeheery]

Oh...and i forgot to add. About 6 months ago our two kitties had a MAJOR case of fleas and we poured baking soda and borax all over the couch and wrapped it in saran wrap and let it sit for 7 days. hahaha. yeah...i don't think they would want my couch. maybe after i file i should consider investing in a new one....;)

[justbroke]

Oh...and i forgot to add. About 6 months ago our two kitties had a MAJOR case of fleas and we poured baking soda and borax all over the couch and wrapped it in saran wrap and let it sit for 7 days. hahaha. yeah...i don't think they would want my couch. maybe after i file i should consider investing in a new one....;)

Now that I've thought about it... let them have it.

(You deserve a new couch after all that!)

[OhioFiler]

It seems to me the couch as two values. To the trustee and the rest of the world it is worth $0.00. To you, with the memories it holds the darn thing is priceless!

[Beeheery]

OMG you guys are are funny!!!! Seriously, have you ever thought about taking your show on the road??? I am going to have to spend my last $7.00 on some depends if you guys keep this craziness up! LOLOLOLOL